day two act now

There are rumors that this blogger is asking for financial incentives from readers to continue his brilliant ruminations. The exact price tag has not been released,  but it is said to be in the neighborhood of $700,000,000,000. There is also some talk about a lucrative book and movie deal. In return, he will continue his incisive and thought provoking commentary in prose and poetry on the state of the 63 year old male psyche. Of course, there will be no oversight required. The fact that he regularly experiences long dry spells should not be a reason to doubt his will to fulfill any agreement, the terms of which will be kept secret in Al Gore's locked box and can not be opened till the world becomes completely energy independent. He also promises to inundate your blog with sophomoric musings like this if his readership does not increase significantly. Incidentally, he has been a POW (prisoner of writing) for over 40 years, so he is qualified to be the poet laureate of the world or President . Leave your contributions in plain brown bags(no plastic) at your nearest public phone booth. If there isn't an accessible public phone booth, a photo booth will do. Questions can be directed to The Committee for Concerned Writer Concerned About HIS Lack of Readers.